LIMERICKS FOR YOU!
- A monster known as Fred
Kept everything under his bed
His father would say, “Freddie,
Don’t act like a Yeti
Why don’t you share your things instead?
- There was once a German cobbler,
Who ate food like a greedy gobbler,
One day, he had a sharp pain,
That he could no longer sustain
And began to walk like a fat hobbler
- There lived a singer named Nut,
Who used to warble with a strut,
One day he prayed to God,
“Heal me just like Tod”
And eventually came out of the rut